Red Skelton Quotes

I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.

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I don't pick on politicians. They ain't done nothin'.

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I've put on a lot of weight... I only weighed six and a half pounds when I was born.

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I won't mind dying if I can tell St. Peter a joke he hasn't heard.

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There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.

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My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

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My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled.

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There are three ages of man: youth middle age and "Gee you look good."

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