Patricia Briggs Quotes - Page 3

Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

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When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.

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Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH.

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Civilization is vastly overrated.

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Any idiot can put up a website.

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Intelligent men are dangerous.

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It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

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Why is it that all cars are women?" he asked. "Because they're fussy and demanding," answered Zee. "Because if they were men, they'd sit around and complain instead of getting the job done," I told him.

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MS. THOMPSON, it said in heavy block letters, PLEASE KEEP YOUR FELINE OFF MY PROPERTY. IF I SEE IT AGAIN, I WILL EAT IT.

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Survivors can't always choose their methods.

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The only certainty life contains is death.

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When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

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I don't like it when I outweigh my men.

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