Oscar Levant Quotes

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.

Oscar Levant

Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.

Oscar Levant

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Oscar Levant

I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

Oscar Levant

Epigram: a wisecrack that has played Carnegie Hall.

Oscar Levant

Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.

Oscar Levant

I'm a concert pianist. That's a pretentious way of saying I'm unemployed at the moment.

Oscar Levant

There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Oscar Levant

I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.

Oscar Levant

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

Oscar Levant

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

Oscar Levant

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Oscar Levant