Nicki Elson Quotes

In you, she saw hope.”“You mean she saw his next meal.
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Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.
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Son of a Merryweather, he’s a lot stronger than he looks.
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Free drinks have no carbs.
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I’m glad she’s so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.
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She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she’d like to make that noise again…with him.
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The candle’s flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin.
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It’s like a meatloaf.
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She didn’t dare expose her heart the way she’d exposed her body.
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How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted?
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Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?
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In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds.
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She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.
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You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don’t go nutty on me.
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He’s so outta my league, we’re not even playing the same sport… He’s professional soccer in Europe and I’m intramural badminton in the States.
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If you’re going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!
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He’d only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he’d missed her all day long.
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Oh.” It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning — none of which merely meant oh.
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The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.
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You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.
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Given his personality, I’d say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.
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You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?
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I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.
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It’s complicated. He’s not…' Human? 'He’s playing hard to get.
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In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?
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Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.
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No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty.
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He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he’d dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he’d seen her.
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Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?
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That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?
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My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?
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What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.
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One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus
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Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn’t even close to healthy.
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Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.
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You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman’s kids – Vibrizzio one, Vibrizzio two…
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It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.
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I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.
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I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus.
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What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.
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Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?
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You’re supposed to pinch yourself – not the one you’re dreaming about.
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I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.
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