Milton Berle Quotes

Sex at eighty-four is terrific especially the one in the winter.

Milton Berle

I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh.

Milton Berle

I'd like to tell you some jokes now but you'd only laugh.

Milton Berle

Committee: A group of men who keep minutes and waste hours.

Milton Berle

I can't tell you his age but when he was born the wonder drug was Mercurochrome.

Milton Berle

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

Milton Berle

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Milton Berle

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

Milton Berle

Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient

Milton Berle