M.J. McGuire Quotes

The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.

M.J. McGuire

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

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I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.

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I was a lazy reader as a kid. One nutrition label on a box of Cap’n Crunch and I’d have to take a nap.

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I recommend you don't attend the wheat and chaff bonfire.

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Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

M.J. McGuire