Kinky Friedman Quotes

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so things usually ended up pretty ugly.

Kinky Friedman

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

Kinky Friedman

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Kinky Friedman

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

Kinky Friedman

If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.

Kinky Friedman

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Kinky Friedman

The best fiction is true.

Kinky Friedman