Kin Hubbard Quotes

I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
Kin Hubbard
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Kin Hubbard
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Kin Hubbard
Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.
Kin Hubbard
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Kin Hubbard
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
Kin Hubbard
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Kin Hubbard
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Kin Hubbard
Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.
Kin Hubbard
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
Kin Hubbard
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.
Kin Hubbard
The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
Kin Hubbard
Don't knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
Kin Hubbard
I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Kin Hubbard
Some folks can look so busy doing nothin' that they seem indispensable.
Kin Hubbard
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.
Kin Hubbard
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
Kin Hubbard
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously - the sweet subtle satisfaction without the risk.
Kin Hubbard
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Kin Hubbard
Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.
Kin Hubbard
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Kin Hubbard
It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
Kin Hubbard
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit
Kin Hubbard
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Kin Hubbard
It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
Kin Hubbard
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
Kin Hubbard