Kathleen Brooks Quotes

She may not be able to teach the baby how to cook, but she could teach the child how to shoot a gun and how to disarm a man when being attacked with a knife. You never knew when those things could come in handy.

Kathleen Brooks

She felt like a woman on fire. Would it be bad to have sex with Santa in the closet?

Kathleen Brooks

Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home.

Kathleen Brooks