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I resent when I go out to dinner and they try to sell me the healthy food for the same price as the good food.
Jim Gaffigan
Bedtime makes you realize how completely incapable you are of being in charge of another human being. My children act like they've never been to sleep before. "Bed? What's that? No, I'm not doing that." They never want to go to bed. This is is another thing that I will never have in common with my children.
Jim Gaffigan
