Hank Moody Quotes

She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life in the middle of that conversation.
Hank Moody
Get it in while you can. It'll all be gone soon enough.
Hank Moody
I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.
Hank Moody
That was not sex. That was naked poetry.
Hank Moody
The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that’s bad luck. You know what’s worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I’ve read studies. It’s like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.
Hank Moody
When it comes to emotions, women know how to paint with the full set of oils, while men are busy doodling with crayons.
Hank Moody
Good morning, Hell-A. In the land of the lotus-eaters, time plays tricks on you. One day you’re dreaming, the next, your dream has become your reality. It was the best of times. If only someone had told me. Mistakes were made, hearts were broken, harsh lessons learned. My family goes on without me, while I drown in a sea of pointless pussy. I don’t know how I got here. But here I am, rotting away in the warm California sun. There are things I need to figure out, for her sake, at least. The clock is ticking. The gap is widening. She won’t always love me “no matter what
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You know why love stories have happy endings?” I shake my head.“Because they end too early,” she continues. “They always end right at the kiss. You never have to see all the bullshit that comes later. You know, Life.
Hank Moody