David Pratt Quotes

Fuck you, diet,” said Stuart. “The diet schmeer is the end of civilisation as we know it.

David Pratt

There are certain things every gay man has to know.

David Pratt

His face clouded over when Calvin and Peachy tried to explain women. Peachy pressed on bravely. “Now, the purpose of the vagina,” he was saying. He stopped and said to Calvin, “Why can’t we just buy him a book?

David Pratt

This, Calvin realised, as Joey grinned and told him sweetly to “Suck that dick” was what it was like to be God: utter confidence, utter trust, utter ease with yourself, no move you could not make, no tank top you could not wear, no guy who would not worship you, not ever. This was the end state. Bliss.

David Pratt

What was it with gay men and art photos of nude male torsos?

David Pratt