Daniel Clowes Quotes

When I was, like thirteen I thought it would be really cool to be a prostitute... I Thought It was like handsome guys would take you out on these romantic dates and you´d fuck them and then they´d pay you...
Daniel Clowes
He always accuses me of trying to look'cool', I was like, 'everybody tries to look cool, I just happen to be successful.
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- ...before I was going to college, my secret plan was to one day not tell anybody and just get on some bus to some random city and just move there and become this totally different person. - Then what? - ...and not come back until I had totally become this person... I used to think about it all the time... - I don't get it... - That's because you don't uterlly loathe yourself
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Dear Josh, we stopped by to fuck you but you didn't answer the door. Therefore you are gay. Sincerely, Tiffany and Amber.
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C'mon, let's go in my room and abuse drugs and stuff!
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Why aren't you girls out stealing hubcaps or shoplifting like normal children?
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Please allow me the honour of allowing you to bestow upon me a blowjob.
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You can never really trust someone who remembers every embarrassing detail of your adolescence.
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Maybe I'm just sick of putting more into this friendship than I get out of it.
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Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them... that's why you'll never hear any reggae on the radio!
Daniel Clowes
Everybody just lets the media do their thinking for them... that's why you'll never hear any reggae on the radio!
Daniel Clowes