C Mack Lewis Quotes

There is an animal joy to being young that you can only appreciate when you are old.

C Mack Lewis

He's so dumb he couldn't find his way out of a birth canal.

C Mack Lewis

If you're in bed and can't smell the bacon frying in the kitchen - you're rich.

C Mack Lewis

After earning a degree in Marketing at Auburn University, I spent the next five years in the business world, which is a polite way of saying that I had eleven jobs in a five-year period, including door to door sales, skip tracing people who didn’t want to be found, repossessing cars and collecting on defaulted student loans. During this five-year period, I did an in-depth study of abnormal psychology and sociopathic behavior – and then I divorced him.

C Mack Lewis