Brian Spellman Quotes - Page 2

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?

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I awoke to a daymare. Life.

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Where have you been all of your life?

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Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

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They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?

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If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

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I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.

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Self talk and self prayer: When you audible the first and correctly interpret, the white coats correct you in a nuthouse. When you audible the second and misinterpret, the dinner coats swear you to an oath in the White House. Does this make you nuts too? Then outfit your sanity seeking political asylum at my house.

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When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.

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My son, I don’t believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. I’d prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead.

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If the mind fits, shrink it.

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Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.

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All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.

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