Bob Hope Quotes

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
Bob Hope
If you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf.
Bob Hope
It you watch a game it's fun. If you play it it's recreation. If you work at it it's golf.
Bob Hope
I do benefits for all religions. ... I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Bob Hope
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope
I do benefits for all religions. ... I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
Bob Hope
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.
Bob Hope
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don't they just print our money with a return address on it?
Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope
We had a very successful trip to Russia we got back.
Bob Hope
I don't generally feel anything until noon then it's time for my nap.
Bob Hope
I was lucky I wasn't a better boxer or that's what I'd be now - a punchy ex-pug.
Bob Hope
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Bob Hope
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.
Bob Hope
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Bob Hope
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
Bob Hope
Over the years, I have been subjected to many indignities, all for the sake of Art. If I ever catch him, I'm going to kill the guy.
Bob Hope
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Bob Hope