Anonymous Quotes - Page 6

Better a fearful end than fear without end.
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FEAR: False Evidence Appearing Real.
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Fear is the dark room in which negatives are developed.
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Fear is the tax that conscience pays to guilt.
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What makes us discontented with our condition is the absurdly exaggerated idea we have of the happiness of others.
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He who leaves his house in search of happiness pursues a shadow.
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The apples on the other side of the wall are the sweetest.
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Acorns were good till bread was found.
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Originality is the art of concealing your sources.
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Have a place for everything and have everything in its place.
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Optimism: A cheerful frame of mind that enables a tea kettle to sing though in hot water up to its nose.
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An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity a pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.
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Opportunity knocks but once.
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As one skeleton said to the other - if I had any guts I'd get the heck out of here.
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Thanks for the nice introduction. Next to my resume that's the closest I'll ever come to perfection.
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We were worried that our main speaker wouldn't be able to make it tonight. But fortunately due to a hole in the prosecution's case . . .
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I hope you will excuse my being late. The person in this organization who gave me directions here has obviously heard me speak before.
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When I was preparing for this speech I asked my family for advice. One member replied "There's a first time for everything so try to be funny and brief."
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Most experts suggest that one should open with a joke. Obviously they've never heard me tell a joke.
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Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm pleased to be with you. (Pause) That concludes my prepared remarks.
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I'm moving down here . . . because some of you in the back might not be able to hear my talk . . . and that wouldn't be fair to those who can hear it.
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A speech that's full of sparkling wit will keep its hearer grinning provided its end is close to its beginning.
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The recipe for a good speech includes some shortening.
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We noticed a crasher at the bar - that shows what a real man he is - he's here to show he's not ticked for not being asked.
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Response to clapping: "Thank you for ovating."
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When I told her we were going to roast her she said "Of course . . . they only crucify the innocent."
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As my mother used to say: "Mimic a duck act calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like crazy underneath."
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Some people might say that I think too highly of you just because I worship the water you walk on.
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An evening like this would be empty without some reference to [politics] so let's just think of this as empty.
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I was chosen to speak due to my warm personality. . . . Look up warm and it means "not so hot."
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Time is the tyrant of the body.
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Time is the dressing room for eternity.
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Time is the arbitrary division of eternity.
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An hour of pain is as long as a day of pleasure.
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A day is a span of time no one is wealthy enough to waste.
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Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in which he has had some fun some joy some real satisfaction that day is a loss.
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Do all the good you can By all the means you can In all the ways you can In all the places you can At all the times you can.
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Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow.
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The great business of life is to be to do to do without and to depart.
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One day of pleasure is worth two of sorrow.
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Time stays long enough for anyone who will use it.
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Time cannot be expanded accumulated mortgaged hastened or retarded.
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The most important thing in our lives is what we are doing now.
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A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men.
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He conquers who endures.
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It is with enterprises as with striking fire we do not meet with success except with reiterated efforts and often at the instant when we despaired of success.
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Don't leave before the miracle happens!
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I'm not there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday.
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If something is boring after two minutes try it for four. If still boring try for eight sixteen thirty-two and so on. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring but very interesting.
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Hope says to us constantly "go on go on " and leads us to the grave.
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The race is not always to the swift but to those who keep on running.
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It's the steady constant driving to the goal for which you're striving not the speed with which you travel that will make your victory sure.
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A winner never quits and a quitter never wins.
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We rate ability in men by what they finish not by what they begin.
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Persistence is the master virtue. Without it there is no other.
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Night when deep sleep falleth on men.
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By evil report and good report.
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Necessity has no law.
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Necessity the mother of invention.
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Harpists spend half their life tuning and the other half playing out of tune.
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