Anonymous Quotes - Page 4

A little house well filled a little land well tilled and a little wife well willed are great riches.
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Leisure time is when your wife can't find you
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Retirement: Twice as much husband half as much pay.
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Our boss has been so successful he deserves to retire so that he can spend more time . . . with his servants.
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Since our boss will be retiring soon it's been suggested that we give him a little momentum.
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Republics are ungrateful.
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God created man and then woman but the atheist created himself.
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As the little boy said to the Sunday School teacher after being told the reason we are on Earth is to help others: "Then what are the others here for?"
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Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.
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His clear conscience is a result of a poor memory.
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The world's shortest sermon: "When in doubt... don't!"
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B.I.B.L.E. = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
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Let's all give God a great big hand. I've seen the last page of the bible and it's going to turn out all right.
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The Church of England is the Tory party at prayer.
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The test for a prophet is in the Bible. It is this. "When a prophet speaketh in the name of the Lord if the thing follow not nor come to pass that is the thing which the Lord hath not spoken."
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The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something.
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Your past is always going to be the way it was. Stop trying to change it.
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Reforms should begin at home and stay there.
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Luck is good planning carefully executed.
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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible ask him to dribble a football.
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So often we search out the impossible and then throw ourselves into trying to do it.
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Results are what you expect consequences are what you get.
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To expect life to be tailored to our specifications is to invite frustration.
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Life guarantees a chance-not a fair shake.
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He'd give the devil ulcers.
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God hath made of one blood all nations of men.
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Nature like man sometimes weeps for gladness.
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Tis better than riches To scratch when it itches.
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There's a wonderful family called Stein There's Gert and there's Epp and there's Ein: Gert's poems are bunk Epp's statues are junk And no one can understand Ein.
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Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
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If there were any justice in the world people would be able to fly over pigeons for a change.
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He wouldn't give a duck a drink if he owned Lake Michigan.
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Alimony: the cash surrender value of a husband.
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Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.
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His shortcoming is his long staying.
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A neurotic is the man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
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Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
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The four-letter word for psychotherapy is 'talk'.
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Every year it takes less time to fly across the Atlantic and more time to drive to the office.
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Modern kitchen - where the pot calls the kettle chartreuse.
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A secretary must think like a man act like a lady look like a girl - and work like a dog.
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I never liked being a salesman. . . . Ever since I got my first two orders: Get out! and Stay out!
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Before I started working here I drank smoked and used bad language. Thanks to this job I now have good reason.
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Experience is the one thing you have plenty of when you're too old to get the job.
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Downsizing means you're about to become the guest of honor at a going-away party.
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Professional life is like a fire hydrant. You spend all of your time putting out fires and standing your ground against the big dogs.
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I left journalism because I met too many interesting people at an uninteresting salary.
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A specialist is a person who knows very much about very little and continues to learn more and more about less and less until eventually he knows practically everything about almost nothing at all.
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Expert: An ordinary man away from home giving advice.
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The best way out of a problem is through it.
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Preach the word be instant in season out of season reprove rebuke exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
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Prayer is the voice of faith.
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Nothing is discussed more and practiced less than prayer.
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The wings of prayer carry high and far.
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Doubt not but God who sits on high Thy secret prayers can hear When a dead wall thus cunningly Conveys soft whispers to the ear.
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Man is the only creature which rises by bowing for he finds elevation in his subjection to his Maker.
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When you go to your knees God will help you stand up to anything.
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Amazing things start happening when we start praying!
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It is impossible to lose your footing while on your knees.
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Our prayers are often filled with selfish "wants" God always answers with what we need.
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