Anonymous Quotes - Page 17

When wealth is lost nothing is lost When health is lost something is lost When character is lost all is lost!
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Society can only pursue its normal course by means of a certain progression of changes.
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If you do what you've always done you'll get what you've always gotten.
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All things are subject to change and we change with them. (Omnia mutantur nos et mutamur in illis.)
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If your lips would keep from slips five things observe with care: To whom you speak of whom you speak And how and when and where.
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Ding dong bell Pussy's in the well Who put her in? Little Tommy Green. Who pulled her out? Little Johnny Stout.
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After an eight-hour day workers require three overtime hours to produce two regular hours of results.
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If a cluttered desk is an indication of a cluttered mind what is indicated by an empty desk?
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Live together like brothers and do business like strangers.
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If a player continues transgressing the rules his side shall lose him.
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Canada is so square even the female impersonators are women.
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Who buys has need of two eyes But one's enough to sell the stuff.
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A fair price for oil is whatever you can get plus ten to twenty per cent.
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What costs nothing is worth nothing.
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To be a leader you need a lot of people dumb enough to follow.
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No one leads the orchestra without turning his back on the crowd.
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The whole world knows we have it made in America . . . made in China made in Mexico made in Japan.
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The motto in the workaholic Silicon Valley is "Stop for lunch and you are lunch."
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Christmas is over and Business is Business.
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Old houses mended
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Never build after you are five and forty have five years' income in hand before you lay a brick and always calculate the expense at double the estimate.
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To make a long story short . . . there's nothing like having the boss walk in.
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How sleep the brave who sink to rest By all their country's wishes blest!
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Boredom like necessity is very often the mother of invention.
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Boredom is a sickness of the soul.
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Book lovers never go to bed alone.
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Combine common sense and the Golden Rule and you will have very little bad luck.
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Life begins at fifty but so does bad eyesight arthritis and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same listeners.
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When Julia Child was asked to what she credited her longevity she replied "Red meat and gin."
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When we're young we want to change the world. When we're old we want to change the young.
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Remember when we used to laugh at old people when we were young? Do you recall what was so funny?
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I wouldn't say someone is old just because his social security is in Roman numerals or because Mozart played at his senior prom.
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If you think a lot of the comments made tonight are not funny but are immature and tasteless that's only because the sense of humor is the first thing to go.
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I was going to take you out to lunch for your birthday . . . but you already are.
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God bless me and my son John Me and my wife him and his wife Us four and no more.
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When she told me her age I believed her - why not? she hasn't changed her story for five years.
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When I think of my dad as a little boy I tend to think of him in black and white.
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And when I was born I drew in the common air and fell upon the earth which is of like nature and the first voice which I uttered was crying as all others do . . . For all men have one entrance into life. The Apocrypha Monday's child is fair of face Tuesday's child is full of grace Wednesday's child is full of woe Thursday's child has far to go Friday's child is loving and giving Saturday's child works hard for a living But the child born on the Sabbath day Is happy and wise and good and gay.
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Born on Monday fair in the face Born on Tuesday full of God's grace Born on Wednesday sour and sad Born on Thursday merry and glad Born on Friday worthily given
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She's not pushing forty she's dragging it.
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The age of some women is like the speedometer on a used car - you know it's set back but you don't know how far.
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Pushing fifty is exercise enough.
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Love is like war easy to begin but hard to end.
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A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game.
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A bachelor is a souvenir of some woman who found a better one at the last minute.
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A banker is a man who lends you an umbrella when the weather is fair and takes it away from you when it rains.
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Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved die absolute rejection of authority.
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I am an atheist thank God!
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Old houses mended Cost little less than new before they're ended.
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There is a difference between a psychopath and a neurotic. A psychopath thinks two and two are five. A neurotic knows that two and two are four but he worries about it.
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We must act in spite of fear ... not because of it.
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Anger makes dull men witty but it keeps them poor.
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An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes.
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The United States was born in the country and moved to the city in the nineteenth century.
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Middle age is when you have a choice of two temptations and choose the one that will get you home earlier.
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Wrinkles - the service stripes of life.
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Age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.
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There is little serenity comparable to the serenity of the inexperienced giving advice to the experienced.
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When business is good it pays to advertise when business is bad you've got to advertise.
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Adversity introduces a man to himself.
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