Anonymous Quotes - Page 15

If life is a comedy to him who thinks and a tragedy to him who feels it is a victory to him who believes.
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Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered. And lo no one was there.
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Faith sees the invisible believes the incredible and receives the impossible.
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Failure is not sweet but it need not be bitter.
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Good judgment comes from experience and experience comes from poor judgment.
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A mistake is not a failure but evidence that someone tried to do something.
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Failure is not in losing but in no longer believing that winning is worthwhile.
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Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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How are the mighty fallen!
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Good judgement comes from experience and experience - well that comes from poor judgement.
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Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out.
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Turn your stumbling blocks into stepping stones.
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Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.
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The tragedy is not that things are broken. The tragedy is that they are not mended again.
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The difficulties of life are intended to make us better not bitter.
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When things go wrong don't go with them.
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Happiness is not the absence of conflict but the ability to cope with it.
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Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
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Judge each day not by it's harvest but by the seeds you plant.
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One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed.
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The camel at the close of day Kneels down upon the sandy plain To have his burden lifted off And rest again. My soul thou too should to thy knees When daylight draweth to a close And let thy Master lift the load And grant repose.
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No one keeps up his enthusiasm automatically. Enthusiasm must be nourished with new actions new aspirations new efforts new vision. Compete with yourself set your teeth and dive into the job of breaking your own record. It is one's own fault if his enthusiasm is gone he has failed to feed it.
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No one in this world needs a mink coat but a mink.
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There are a hundred thousand useless words in the English language but they come in handy in college football yells.
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Bumper sticker: My kid beat the heck out of the student of the month.
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A kindergarten teacher is a woman who knows how to make little things count.
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When asked to spell Mississippi the boy asked "The river or the state?"
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Letter home from college boy: "There are 370 boys here - I wish there were 369."
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Some drink from the fountain of knowledge - others just gargle.
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Boy handing over his report card: Of course I seem stupid to my teachers . . . they're all college graduates.
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Those who go to college and never get out are called professors.
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One little six-year-old took home a note saying he need not come to school since he was "too stupid to learn." That boy was Thomas Edison.
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Last words when sending our boy to college: "If there's anything you want call us and we'll show you how to live without it."
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She's an honor student. She's always saying "Yes Your Honor. No Your Honor."
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Bumper sticker: Driver carries no cash - he has a son in college.
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Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions - everyone but a school bus driver.
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Soon learnt soon forgotten.
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Better is a dinner of herbs where love is than a stalled ox and hatred therewith.
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Buy not what you want but what you have need of what you do not want is dear at a farthing.
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Is life worth living? That depends on the liver.
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I knew I was drunk. I felt sophisticated and couldn't pronounce it.
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According to my doctor it's okay to drink like a fish - as long as I drink what the fish drinks.
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Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses.
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To do my duty in that state of life unto which it shall please God to call me.
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It's a long time between drinks.
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He who forecasts all perils will never sail the sea.
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Every dog is entitled to one bite.
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The best way out of a difficulty is through it.
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A diplomat is a man who remembers a lady's birthday but forgets her age.
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When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps when he says perhaps he means no when he says no he is no diplomat.
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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speak the truth and they never believe me.
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The secret of patience ... to do something else in the meantime.
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The devil was sick the devil a monk would be The devil was well the devil a monk was he.
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Some days the dragon wins.
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We have left undone those things which we ought to have done and we have done those things which we ought not to have done.
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To lose Is to learn.
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You cannot have it both ways.
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Of two evils choose the less.
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Where bad's the best bad must be the choice.
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You cannot have your cake and eat it.
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