Anonymous Quotes - Page 12

She's too young for Medicare and too old for me to care.
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Once my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present. She let me win an argument.
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Miami bumper sticker: My horn is broken-so watch for my finger.
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A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see-and hits it.
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Faith hope and charity-if we had more of the first two we'd need less of the last.
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Hope sees the invisible feels the intangible and achieves the impossible.
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To hope is not to demand.
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Hope works in these ways: it looks for the good in people instead of harping on the worst it discovers what can be done instead of grumbling about what cannot it regards problems large or small as opportunities it pushes ahead when it would be easy to quit it "lights the candle" instead of "cursing the darkness."
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Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.
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Hope is the anchor of the soul the stimulus to action and the incentive to achievement.
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Hope and Happiness Hope is grief's best music.
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Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy.
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Everybody lives for something better to come.
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When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang on.
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These were honoured in their generations and were the glory of the times.
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Honour follows those who flee it.
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Each man is his own absolute lawgiver and dispenser of glory or gloom to himself the maker of his life his reward his punishment.
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History is something that never happened written by a man who wasn't there.
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To Adam Paradise was home. To the good among his descendants home is paradise.
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The past is a foreign country they do things differently there.
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A genealogist is one who traces your family back as far as your money will go.
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No man is a hero to his own wife no woman is a wife to her own hero.
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The smartest thing I ever said was "Help Me!"
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Set about doing good to somebody. Put on your hat and go and visit the sick and poor of your neighborhood inquire into their circumstances and minister to their wants. Seek out the desolate and afflicted and oppressed ... I have often tried this method and have always found it the best medicine for a heavy heart.
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I was hungered and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger and ye took me in: I was naked and ye clothed me: I was sick and ye visited me: I was in prison and ye came unto me.
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You cannot always have happiness but you can always give happiness.
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A little help is worth a great deal of pity.
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Kindness is the ability to love people more than they deserve.
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Hell is truth seen too late.
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If you love someone let them go. If they return to you it was meant to be. If they don't their love was never yours to begin with.
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You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.
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Love is grand divorce is a hundred grand.
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I caused the widow's heart to sing for joy.
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doctor to stout patient: You've been swallowing your food again.
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To improve your memory lend people money.
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I get my exercise being a pallbearer for those of my friends who believed in regular running and calisthenics.
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My husband wasn't listening when the doctor asked for "a urine stool and semen sample" . . . so I just told him they wanted his shorts.
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Whosoever hateth his brother is a murderer.
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Happy is he that chastens himself.
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Better be happy than wise.
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If ignorance is bliss why aren't there more happy teenagers?
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Sadness and gladness succeed each other.
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Happiness consists of living each day as if it were the first day of your honeymoon and the last day of your vacation.
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Enjoy yourself. These are the "good old days" you're going to miss in the years ahead.
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No pleasure without pain.
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Pleasure is not pleasant unless it cost dear.
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The really happy man is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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The best way for a person to have happy thoughts is to count his blessings and not his cash.
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Let him that would be happy for a day go to the barber for a week marry a wife for a month buy him a new horse for a year build him a new house for all his lifetime be an honest man.
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Who will present pleasure refrain shall in time to come the more pleasure obtain.
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It is comparison that makes men happy or miserable.
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Laughter is the best medicine.
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Being asked one day what was the surest way of remaining happy in this world the Emperor Sigismund of Germany replied: "Only do in health what you have promised to do when you were sick."
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He who leaves his house in search of happiness pursues a shadow.
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It isn't our position but our disposition that makes us happy.
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All happiness is in the mind.
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When you dig another out of their troubles you find a place to bury your own.
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Why not learn to enjoy the little things-there are so many of them.
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Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable.
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Do all the good you can By all the means you can In all the ways you can In all the places you can At all the times you can.
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