Anonymous Quotes - Page 10

Persistence is the master virtue. Without it there is no other.
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Night when deep sleep falleth on men.
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By evil report and good report.
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Necessity has no law.
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Necessity the mother of invention.
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Harpists spend half their life tuning and the other half playing out of tune.
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Oboe - an ill woodwind that nobody blows good.
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MOTHER TO TEENAGER ON SUNDAY MORNING: I believe I heard the clock strike one when you came in last night. teen: Well I know how much you need your sleep so it was going to strike ten but I stopped it at one chime.
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I hope I look as good as my mother does when I reach the age she says she isn't.
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Definition of Father's Day: Same as Mother's Day but you don't spend as much.
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My folks refused to have more than four children after reading that every fifth child born in the world is Chinese.
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Every small boy wonders why his father didn't go into the ice cream business.
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Dad named his first ulcer after me.
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With every rising of the sun think of your life as just begun.
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It was only a sunny smile And little it cost in the giving. But like morning light it scattered the night And made the day worth living.
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This is the beginning of a new day. God has given me this day to use as I will. I can waste it or use it for good but what I do today is important because I am exchanging a day of my life for it! When tomorrow comes this day will be gone forever leaving in its place something that I have traded for it. I want it to be gain and not loss good and not evil success and not failure in order that I shall not regret the price I have paid for it.
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With each sunrise we start anew.
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Even moderation ought not to be practised to excess.
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If cold December gave you birth The month of snow and ice and mirth Place on your hand a turquoise blue Success will bless what'er you do.
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Thirty days hath September April June and November All the rest have thirty-one Excepting February alone: Which hath but twenty-eight in fine Till leap year gives it twenty-nine.
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Definition of the upper crust: A bunch of crumbs held together by dough.
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The man who invented slow-motion movies got his idea while watching a Scotsman reach for a check in a restaurant.
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By the time a man is rich enough to sleep late he's too old to enjoy it.
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When you want really big money you usually find yourself talking to people who didn't go to Eton.
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We were awfully poor. But we had a lot of things that money can't buy . . . like unpaid bills.
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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
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Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day like those of a baseball player.
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There is nothing wrong with making mistakes. Just don't respond with encores.
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Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.
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Outside every thin girl is a fat man trying to get in.
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A man is never so weak as when a woman is telling him how strong he is.
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If a man can remember what he worried about last week he has a very good memory.
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To cure sometimes to relieve often to comfort always.
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Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
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A husband always prefers his wife's mother-in-law to his own.
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Good luck is a lazy man's estimate of a worker's success.
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Good luck is often with the man who doesn't include it in his plans.
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Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will but it didn't work for the rabbit!
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Luck always seems to be against the man who depends on it.
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There is no fear in love but perfect love casteth out fear.
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Man loves little and often woman much and rarely.
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In the act of loving someone you arm them against you.
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I remember when I got married. I remember where I got married. But for the life of me I can't remember why I got married.
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Not all of his relationships were meant to end . . . Once he sent a postcard and inadvertently wrote "Wish you were her."
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Going shopping with your husband is like his going fishing with the game warden.
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You might try doing what my folks did. Twice a week they would go out for a special meal. . . with wine good food and soft lighting. Dad took Tuesday and Mom took Thursday.
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He had a great sound system - but he didn't know much about fidelity.
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After our honeymoon I felt like a new man. She said she did too.
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My wife divorced me because of illness. She got sick of me.
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first divorced me and the second won't.
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For their last anniversary she gave him a set of luggage - packed.
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A faithful husband is one whose alimony check is always on time.
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This is a perfect pair - he's a hypochondriac and she's a pill.
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Keeping a secret from my wife is like trying to smuggle daylight past a rooster. Annoyed wife to husband: Can't you just say we've been married twenty-four years instead of "almost a quarter of a century"?
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My wife is the most wonderful woman in the world and that's not just my opinion - it's hers.
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When my wife was asked "Do you take this man for richer or poorer . . ." she answered "For richer."
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So you want to become my son-in-law. "Not exactly. I just want to marry your daughter."
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What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is at all times? A widow.
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A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it.
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They were married for better or worse. He couldn't have done better and she couldn't have done worse.
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