Amanda Usen Quotes

Let’s dispense with the preliminary round of ‘will we or won’t we’ so we can get down to the when will we.

Amanda Usen

Until that night, she’d categorized multiple orgasms with unicorns, the Holy Grail, and free parking.

Amanda Usen

Naked. Waiting. Go.

Amanda Usen

He picked the one Cinderella on earth who would smash the glass slipper and cut off a few toes to keep Prince Charming from finding her.

Amanda Usen

She’d set herself up to fail. On purpose. In the most basic way a woman can. I shaved my bikini line and wore my best underwear.

Amanda Usen