A.P. Herbert Quotes

A dull speaker like a plain woman is credited with all the virtues for we charitably suppose that a surface so unattractive must be compensated by interior blessings.

A.P. Herbert

An act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.

A.P. Herbert

Thank heaven I have given up smoking again! . . . God! I feel fit. A different man. Irritable moody depressed rude perhaps . . . but the lungs are fine.

A.P. Herbert

An act of God was defined as "something which no reasonable man could have expected."

A.P. Herbert

Holy Mother we do believe,That without sin Thou didst conceive;May we now in Thee believing,Also sin without conceiving.

A.P. Herbert

The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep

A.P. Herbert