Several Terminal Policy readers got together to tell Raker jokes: t- Raker CAN piss into the wind. t- Raker donates a lot of blood to the Red Cross — just never his own.t- Superman wears Raker pajamas. t- When Raker jumps into the pool, he doesn’t get wet — the pool gets Raker. t- Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Raker THREW her there!!t- Raker’s daughter lost her virginity … he got it back.t- Raker doesn’t cheat death, he wins fair and square.t- Raker turns on a light at night … not because he’s afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him.-tWhen the boogy man goes to bed he checks under his bed for Raker.-tDon’t tread on Raker’s cape!

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