Dear Uncle Bernard – Your niece Frances – a four-eyed, French-plaited platypus awaiting the evaporation of h baby fat – thanks you very much for the romantic advice. But I’ve never been one to spend time thinking about why men and women take to each other, or why they don’t. I think it can turn a lady neurotic, a term I despise but also am loath to have turned in my direction.

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